The 2-Man Weave

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TheBaron: So the Finals start Thursday, I guess.
29Slim: No they don’t.
B: I’m sorry?
S: There are no Finals this year.
B: Oh, I see what you’re doing. You’ve disowned the Finals.
S: What Finals?
B: I like it. Let’s take a stand.
S: How could we not? David Stern gets exactly what he wants, as does seemingly every national media [...]

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29Slim: Let’s add to the madness: foul, no foul?

TheBaron: I’ve got a much bigger beef regarding that play, but I’ll get to it. Yes it was a foul and yes it should be called.
S: Are you surprised that it wasn’t?
B: Not at all. Like the TNT guys said, he didn’t sell it and refs rarely [...]

I did something I never thought I’d do today: watched a large portion of a Spanish League basketball game. Rudy Fernandez’s team is in the championship against some team with blue uniforms (if my Spanish comprehension skills serve me well), and I thought I’d take the opportunity to watch the man without the clever editing [...]

TheBaron: I’m having trouble waking up this morning. Get me going.
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29Slim: Now, you know how much I hate the Lakers, but Rony Turiaf getting tossed for this?

B: Terrible. If Price doesn’t bleed, that’s not called. So here’s to having thin skin and a sharp temple bone.
S: Pretty sure that’s called a skull.
B: Yeah, but someone [...]

29Slim: Alright, let’s do this. Whatdya got?
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TheBaron: Kobe “finally” wins his coveted MVP.
S: I hope it’s made of tin foil. It might last about as long as his good guy act.
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S: Speaking of good guys, you hear the most recent news in the Karl-Malone-has-lots-of-kids-out-of-wedlock-with-underage-women arena?
B: One would think that with his incredible command of the [...]