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03 Jun

Starting 5: Featuring Protesters!

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TheBaron: So the Finals start Thursday, I guess.
29Slim: No they don’t.
B: I’m sorry?
S: There are no Finals this year.
B: Oh, I see what you’re doing. You’ve disowned the Finals.
S: What Finals?
B: I like it. Let’s take a stand.
S: How could we not? David Stern gets exactly what he wants, as does seemingly every national media [...]

28 May

Starting 5: Featuring Contradictions!

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29Slim: Let’s add to the madness: foul, no foul?

TheBaron: I’ve got a much bigger beef regarding that play, but I’ll get to it. Yes it was a foul and yes it should be called.
S: Are you surprised that it wasn’t?
B: Not at all. Like the TNT guys said, he didn’t sell it and refs rarely [...]

20 May

Starting 5–Featuring Best. Video. Ever.

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TheBaron: Draft Lottery day! It should be a holiday in Portland. A truly sacred day for any Blazer fan.
29Slim: Oh the day. The day that breaks hearts and builds dynasties. That day… is today.
B: Waxing poetic a little early, don’t you think?
S: Big day.
B: I think that for the rest of my life I will [...]

15 May

Starting 5–Featuring Poor Spelling

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TheBaron: The Blazers’ official site has a vote for your favorite Blazer moment this year, and gives you 10 options. You got a vote?
29Slim: I voted for The Natural’s layup. For me it just symbolized my realization that this kid is for real. The Blazers finally did the right thing, and a championship may be [...]

13 May

Starting 5–Featuring Eunuchy Goodness

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Slim29: Okay, numero uno: BronBron’s MaMa.

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B: Did you notice Doug Collins on that video? He seemed pretty upset with the wrap-up foul, claiming that a player can get injured really easily through that.
S: ‘Cause the alternative is really safe.

B: That’s right, just hit ‘em in the face from behind, or even throw ‘em into the [...]

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