The 2-Man Weave

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TheBaron: The Blazers’ official site has a vote for your favorite Blazer moment this year, and gives you 10 options. You got a vote?
29Slim: I voted for The Natural’s layup. For me it just symbolized my realization that this kid is for real. The Blazers finally did the right thing, and a championship may be [...]

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TheBaron: So before Brandon Roy pulled off the greatest play of his career so far, the plan for the Blazers was patience and 2009.
29Slim: All that cap room we’re going to have in ‘09?
B: Yessir. But now, has anything changed? Oden changes a lot of stuff, as does getting out of the losing-season streak. Has [...]

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TheBaron: I don’t make it a practice to frequent message boards. I tend to enjoy coherent thoughts, witty writing and human decency. But every once in a while I brave the wilds to see if anyone has anything interesting, and I’m glad I did this morning. Ebertsfinger has a great fan hate rulebook. I [...]

29Slim: Alright, let’s do this. Whatdya got?
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TheBaron: Kobe “finally” wins his coveted MVP.
S: I hope it’s made of tin foil. It might last about as long as his good guy act.
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S: Speaking of good guys, you hear the most recent news in the Karl-Malone-has-lots-of-kids-out-of-wedlock-with-underage-women arena?
B: One would think that with his incredible command of the [...]

29Slim: How’s work?
TheBaron: If it were better I wouldn’t be chatting with you.
29Slim: Point taken.
TheBaron: Have you seen all of this Buzz Bissinger stuff on the interwebs today?
S: Yeah. I really think we need to start our own sports blog.
B: Great. Let’s do it. Pick a name.
S: You’re not even going to ask why?
B: Nope. [...]