The 2-Man Weave

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TheBaron: So the Finals start Thursday, I guess.
29Slim: No they don’t.
B: I’m sorry?
S: There are no Finals this year.
B: Oh, I see what you’re doing. You’ve disowned the Finals.
S: What Finals?
B: I like it. Let’s take a stand.
S: How could we not? David Stern gets exactly what he wants, as does seemingly every national media [...]

The 2008 NBA playoffs have me thinking about superheroes for two reasons: (1) Every time Dwight Howard touches the ball someone calls him Superman, and (2) every time-out comes equipped with its very own Ironman commercial. I decided that if Dwight Howard is Superman (sorry Shaq), and Damon Stoudamire is still Mighty Mouse—although not nearly [...]