The 2-Man Weave

TheBaron: I’m having trouble waking up this morning. Get me going.
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29Slim: Now, you know how much I hate the Lakers, but Rony Turiaf getting tossed for this?

B: Terrible. If Price doesn’t bleed, that’s not called. So here’s to having thin skin and a sharp temple bone.
S: Pretty sure that’s called a skull.
B: Yeah, but someone [...]

29Slim: Alright, let’s do this. Whatdya got?
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TheBaron: Kobe “finally” wins his coveted MVP.
S: I hope it’s made of tin foil. It might last about as long as his good guy act.
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S: Speaking of good guys, you hear the most recent news in the Karl-Malone-has-lots-of-kids-out-of-wedlock-with-underage-women arena?
B: One would think that with his incredible command of the [...]