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Archive for the 'Los Angeles Lakers' Category

15 May

Starting 5–Featuring Poor Spelling

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TheBaron: The Blazers’ official site has a vote for your favorite Blazer moment this year, and gives you 10 options. You got a vote?
29Slim: I voted for The Natural’s layup. For me it just symbolized my realization that this kid is for real. The Blazers finally did the right thing, and a championship may be [...]

14 May

NBA Ironman

The 2008 NBA playoffs have me thinking about superheroes for two reasons: (1) Every time Dwight Howard touches the ball someone calls him Superman, and (2) every time-out comes equipped with its very own Ironman commercial. I decided that if Dwight Howard is Superman (sorry Shaq), and Damon Stoudamire is still Mighty Mouse—although not nearly [...]

13 May

Kobe’s D: Suppressing the Homer

In the interest of transparency, I need to begin this post by revealing a poorly kept secret: I don’t like the Lakers, or Kobe Bryant. They’re my least favorite of anything. Of all time. Ever. It’s them, gefilte fish, and people who text message when they drive. The last thing I want is for anyone [...]

13 May

Starting 5–Featuring Eunuchy Goodness

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Slim29: Okay, numero uno: BronBron’s MaMa.

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B: Did you notice Doug Collins on that video? He seemed pretty upset with the wrap-up foul, claiming that a player can get injured really easily through that.
S: ‘Cause the alternative is really safe.

B: That’s right, just hit ‘em in the face from behind, or even throw ‘em into the [...]

12 May

Starting 5–Featuring Youthiness

TheBaron: I’m having trouble waking up this morning. Get me going.
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29Slim: Now, you know how much I hate the Lakers, but Rony Turiaf getting tossed for this?

B: Terrible. If Price doesn’t bleed, that’s not called. So here’s to having thin skin and a sharp temple bone.
S: Pretty sure that’s called a skull.
B: Yeah, but someone [...]

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