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Archive for the 'Cleveland Cavaliers' Category

15 May

Starting 5–Featuring Poor Spelling

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TheBaron: The Blazers’ official site has a vote for your favorite Blazer moment this year, and gives you 10 options. You got a vote?
29Slim: I voted for The Natural’s layup. For me it just symbolized my realization that this kid is for real. The Blazers finally did the right thing, and a championship may be [...]

13 May

Starting 5–Featuring Eunuchy Goodness

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Slim29: Okay, numero uno: BronBron’s MaMa.

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B: Did you notice Doug Collins on that video? He seemed pretty upset with the wrap-up foul, claiming that a player can get injured really easily through that.
S: ‘Cause the alternative is really safe.

B: That’s right, just hit ‘em in the face from behind, or even throw ‘em into the [...]

08 May

Starting 5–Featuring Karl’s Chitlins

29Slim: Alright, let’s do this. Whatdya got?
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TheBaron: Kobe “finally” wins his coveted MVP.
S: I hope it’s made of tin foil. It might last about as long as his good guy act.
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S: Speaking of good guys, you hear the most recent news in the Karl-Malone-has-lots-of-kids-out-of-wedlock-with-underage-women arena?
B: One would think that with his incredible command of the [...]

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