Starting 5–Featuring Eunuchy Goodness
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Slim29: Okay, numero uno: BronBron’s MaMa.
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B: Did you notice Doug Collins on that video? He seemed pretty upset with the wrap-up foul, claiming that a player can get injured really easily through that.
S: ‘Cause the alternative is really safe.
B: That’s right, just hit ‘em in the face from behind, or even throw ‘em into the stands. “Sorry, man, didn’t want to wrap you up and hurt your ankle.”
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S: I won’t embed LeBron’s dunk, ’cause if you haven’t seen it yet then I’m not sure you deserve to.
B: I did see it, but whatever. Henry Abbott had a great writeup too.
S: Fine, but everyone’s forgetting KG’s part in this.
B: That’s because he didn’t play a part.
S: Oh, my friend, how easy you are to manipulate. That’s exactly my point. He just stood there! Has he lost his fire?
B: He hasn’t lost his fire to talk, that’s for sure.
S: Yeah, but wouldn’t he have jumped for that block in the past? At least pretended to try? It was a close game at that point.
B: Are you suggesting what I think you’re suggesting?
S: Yes.
B&S, together: Someone castrated KG.
B: Let’s hope he heals before game 5.
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B: Good thing Kobe’s sticking to his “no excuses” mantra. Here’s my favorite part:
“It’s pretty sore right now,” Bryant said Monday. “It’s tight. It’s to be expected the next day, I guess. I don’t know how I made it through the game, to be honest with you.”
S: I know how you made it through the game, Kobe. It was your super-human will to succeed. You are perfect. But just so dang humble.
B: Truly amazing. A role model in every way.
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S: While we’re hating on Kobe, this item really isn’t even mine But it’s such an exceptional piece of journalism that I had to link to it.
B: And we’re all better for it.